Series The Care and Keeping of Smithson Utivich
Chapter Personality (3/3)
Rating R
Fandom Inglourious Basterds (AU)
Characters -
Pairing Donny/Utivich
Summery Donny teaches Smithson to act like a manly man. But it all kind of blows up in his face.

Series The Care and Keeping of Smithson Utivich
Chapter Music (2/3?)
Rating NC17
Fandom Inglourious Basterds (AU)
Characters -
Pairing Donny/Utivich
Summery The clothes plan going less than perfectly, Donny moves on to another plan of attack.

Series The Care and Keeping of Smithson Utivich
Chapter Clothes (1/3?)
Rating R
Fandom Inglourious Basterds (AU)
Characters -
Pairing Donny/Utivich
Summery Donny thinks Uti is a huge fagatron. He sets out to correct it.
Note: This is a Modern!AU of the Basterds, in which Donny is a retired soldier and Utivich is a journalist for a Manhattan magazine/ ( Read more... )

Chapter 18 - http://deborahkla.livejournal.com/43701.html

Chapter 17 - http://deborahkla.livejournal.com/41875.html

Chapter 16 - http://deborahkla.livejournal.com/35840. ( Read more... )

Rated NC-17 for adult themes and strong sexual content. The character of Hans Landa is the sole property of Quentin Tarantino. All other characters are of my own creation.

A MacGuffin chapter as we move towards an end to this story. If you don’t know what a MacGuffin is, well, here’s one explanation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGuffin

As ( Read more... )

Hey y'all silly bitches. Tonight, my good friend charge_0  (Jen) wasn't feeling well, so I made up a bedtime story for her. Things... got weird.

Title Brave, Brave Sir Donowitz
Rating PG (crack!fic)
Fandom Inglourious Basterds
Characters Donny, Aldo, Utivich, Hellstrom, Zoller, Hitler, Hirschberg (sort of); Nan (myself) and Jen. 
Pairing Donny/Utivich, ( Read more... )

Title: The One Where Everyone Has Breasts
Pairing: Landa/Hellstrom
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Those Wacky Nazis are suddenly turned into women. Femslash ensues.
Warnings: Graphic sex between two men who are currently stuck in women's bodies.
Author's note: I'm well aware the premise is totally cracked. But I swear the story ( Read more... )

Author: Bitterfig
Title: First Love
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing: Shosanna Dreyfus/Bridget von Hammersmark
Rating: PG
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 100
Author’s Note: Written for femslash100 challenge #240: Remainder (235- Movie ( Read more... )

Title:  
Author:  lokiiago 
Chapter:  1
Pairing:  Shoshana/Bridget
Rating:  NC-17
Disclaimer:  Don't own 'em.
Warnings:  Sex

( Shoshana X Bridget )

Title: Only Needles in the Hay
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Donny/Omar
Rating: PG-13
Summary: During the execution of Operation Kino, Omar thinks about the relationship he's developed with Donny.
Warnings: Slash, some language, violence

tahneemonkee.livejournal.com/96350.html Read it here at my journal! :D